Fist: on holiday

Starting with this painfully-large, repetitive, and boring sentence, I, Fist, am exiting the blogosphere for a holiday (for two weeks): BUT, if you are in New York or nearby, and would like to meet up with me some time next week, do let me know: And then you can judge for yourself how the blogosphere imitates life, as I bore into you repeatedly with such a painfully large fist.

Here are two jokes, to keep you laughing hysterically while I'm gone:

"There go my aims in life!"

"If I've said this once, I've said it five times a week. To my mom. For the past thirty years."

Don't miss me too hard.